Superman: Its Not Easy!

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It's a Condition...It's a Plague...It's...It's...It's Super Lethargy!!!!!! (*everyone ooooohs and a few girls swoon) Yes, Super Lethargy. This Anti-(super)hero has been around since the beginning of time itself and has ever since been playing the Grinch to poor Devil's life-long holiday. What purpose doth the Devil serve when man self-destructs through lethargy?


It is the reason why Superman wears his undergarments on those blue nylon leggings that he passes off as pants. Oh, and it's also why he has the same pair of his costume on at all times.

No wonder SUPIE suffers from a bad case of the KRYPTON CRAWL making him dance!

And then of course there is the Amazing Procrastination-man, who crawls up and down the walls of our head, helping us put off work until later when it is too late to be done, who has been meaning to get his spelling corrected(in the first picture) but keeps putting it off until later.


Remember, how eons ago, when we were hyper little kids, we used to be eager to do and learn new things? Yeah, the good old...really, really old days. So what really happened that we have become......well, you know, us?


Well, legend has it that once bitten by the Procrastination bug, humans develop special abilities that let them put off their work until it's too late to be done.

It's Alright! You can clean the cobwebs under your armpits tomorrow or the day after or never, i was only asking!

So Thank You! soooo soooo sooooooooooo much Super Lethargy and Procrastination-Man. Without you our rooms would be clean all the time, everything would be prim and proper all the time, all our work would be complete before time, making excuses would be just a myth.....oh the horror!

Noooooooooooooooo!

Oh quit cribbing Batman, you have a bloody butler who does all your dirty work!