A little too late, perhaps?

Welcoming Boy Genius and the self-proclaimed (read prev. post) Bad Joke Extraordinaire... KayJay!

Hi world!!

Enter the matrix, now exit it.....coz this has nothing to do wid me. Matrix is one of the most boring concepts in maths...oops! i am here to talk bout myself and not the matrix...actually i am very sure of horse power..oh ..sorry..watt i am doing...no just wait a minute..i think i am not sure of this...no no 72 kg. (i mean wait)...actually i am, but not very sure... OK, thats it!! x(

Was very exited... Okay.. This time i am finally doing it.. I always had this idea of writing blogs.. But thanks to my college schedule, i never found time for blogging.. Forget blogging, i rarely came online.. I am kinda jobless now, so finally here i am.. Strangely i m the only guy here and strangely enough i am the only member who is introducing himself .. :D

But if you are gonna read the stuffs that i post, u better get used to these cheap / lame jokes that i often crack.. Now that does not mean i only crack bad ones, i do crack good ones too... " Live and let die " is a simple funda of my life...u know..if u r not a part of the solution then u are a part of the precipitate.. :D 

Well, i m like any other guy, no special.. I am ever ready for football, music and gadgets.. I believe doing things in my style..

One of the advantages of being jobless and having nothing constructive to do is that you have a lot of free time to analyze a lot of inconsequential things. Like I did my research on the increasing horniness in the pigeon society... One horny pigeon couple has hijacked my room and they refuse to leave!!!

So, while waiting for a friend to come, me and Pranav were roaming around D-Mart (yes, only losers like us wait for other people at D-Mart!!)  and that's where the fieldwork of this research happened! 

The world is getting hornier!!

Yes! I mean it....this world's really getting hornier by the day!! All you can see at Vashi creek or Seawoods is couples making out....behind dupattas! And if you're standing in a make-out free corner with your friends, the dogs come to chase you out!! Wtf is this????? some kind of natural selection to weed out singles ?!?!?! You see making out couples and by couples i mean even " pigeon couples " ...parking lot of malls, roads (yes...try walking on Off Palm Beach Road sometime!), rickshaws, movie theatres... everywhere!! Whats wrong with the world???

" Wake up people "

For all those who wanted to be woken up when September ended. Please don't kill me for that... 

So, until I find another inconsequential topic to research on, I'm signing off!!

P.S : If you have any violent / non-violent idea of me getting rid of this horny pigeon couple....please do let me know!!

Like an umbrella...

They get you when they need you.
They use you throughout the rainy months.
They don't give a damn about you. 
They can't spare a few moments to take care of you.
Even though you give everything you have.
Even if you put your life into it.
You're always at the bottom of the bag.
Rain goes, your existence becomes a burden.
Soon you're not even in the bag.
You're somewhere on the street, stuck in the mud.
Tired, broken, helpless.
And you see them walk by with a new umbrella in their hands.
Before you feel sorry for their new victim,
The garbage man picks you up.
And now you're really in a dump.

http://www.soundofwater.com/gallery/umbrella.jpg

I put my LIFE into doing donkey-work for those pathetic, disgusting beings. I dropped everything - my life, my friends, my ego, my work - for them. I doubted some of the most amazing friends I've ever had. I was at their beck-and-call 24*7. I fucking worshiped them.


Now they're in a jam because of someone. And they are blaming me. 


Filthy Bastards.


I hope their life sucks.


Hate me for who I am, but don't you EVER accuse me of doing something that I would NEVER do.

Melancholy

HENCE, all you vain delights,
As short as are the nights
Wherein you spend your folly:
There's nought in this life sweet
If man were wise to see't,	5
But only melancholy,
O sweetest Melancholy!
Welcome, folded arms, and fixèd eyes,
A sigh that piercing mortifies,
A look that's fastened to the ground,	10
A tongue chain'd up without a sound!
Fountain-heads and pathless groves,
Places which pale passion loves!
Moonlight walks, when all the fowls
Are warmly housed save bats and owls!	15
A midnight bell, a parting groan!
These are the sounds we feed upon;
Then stretch our bones in a still gloomy valley;
Nothing's so dainty sweet as lovely melancholy.

-J. Fletcher (1579-1625)

Looking Back

Another semester is coming to an end.

It feels like a long time ago, when we were still in school, lived in our own secure worlds, unaware of what lay ahead of us. College was a distant thing of the future..

And now more than a year later, I look back at the journey that has brought me here. Leaving school, leaving Mumbai, writing a million tests, joining college, meeting an entirely new crowd and having things fall into place.

The way we met, the way our lives had intersected for that one moment and how we’ve come far along the road..thinking about it makes me wonder at the working of the universe.

Now that I’ve mentioned it..all the weird meetings are flooding my consciousness..uh oh. I think I need some chocolate now.

Superman: Its Not Easy!

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It's a Condition...It's a Plague...It's...It's...It's Super Lethargy!!!!!! (*everyone ooooohs and a few girls swoon) Yes, Super Lethargy. This Anti-(super)hero has been around since the beginning of time itself and has ever since been playing the Grinch to poor Devil's life-long holiday. What purpose doth the Devil serve when man self-destructs through lethargy?


It is the reason why Superman wears his undergarments on those blue nylon leggings that he passes off as pants. Oh, and it's also why he has the same pair of his costume on at all times.

No wonder SUPIE suffers from a bad case of the KRYPTON CRAWL making him dance!

And then of course there is the Amazing Procrastination-man, who crawls up and down the walls of our head, helping us put off work until later when it is too late to be done, who has been meaning to get his spelling corrected(in the first picture) but keeps putting it off until later.


Remember, how eons ago, when we were hyper little kids, we used to be eager to do and learn new things? Yeah, the good old...really, really old days. So what really happened that we have become......well, you know, us?


Well, legend has it that once bitten by the Procrastination bug, humans develop special abilities that let them put off their work until it's too late to be done.

It's Alright! You can clean the cobwebs under your armpits tomorrow or the day after or never, i was only asking!

So Thank You! soooo soooo sooooooooooo much Super Lethargy and Procrastination-Man. Without you our rooms would be clean all the time, everything would be prim and proper all the time, all our work would be complete before time, making excuses would be just a myth.....oh the horror!

Noooooooooooooooo!

Oh quit cribbing Batman, you have a bloody butler who does all your dirty work!

HELP!!!

Awesome video made for an AWESOME Beatles song. Note the animation and Typefaces. Brilliant stuff. One of the things i hope to do as a designer ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT2Iii0Psao

My new pass-time

So this is what I've been doing since the beginning of the sem! I'd love to hear what you guys think.

LINK#1


LINK#2

That being said, A Squiggly Line will probably be switched to private once we have eight frequent members.
This is being done to ensure that all members can post personal details about their lives without feeling insecure about it.

A private blog can be viewed only by those invited to view it - so if you want a close non-member friend to read this blog, you can always invite him/her to read it.

If you don't want the blog to go private, or you wanna talk/rant about anything, you can send a mail to the blog email id: asquigglyline@gmail.com


Love,
TaurMe

Things About Life #1

I hate rom coms. Don’t get me wrong, I love that fact that things get happy in the end..but that’s also exactly why I hate them. They all have this perfect ending..something which can never happen. Honestly, how many times have we met that perfect someone and have things work out happily-ever-after?? Huh?? HUH????

The hopeless romantic amongst us would sit in a comfy couch and sigh and mope about how we would meet our perfect true love....and even come up with the background score for it.

Or we could screw whoever came up with the idea of a perfect ending! Who needs a guy when we have each other?

That being said, we still discover new hotties every other week. Hey, who said we cant have fun while we’re at it?

The Ax-logic.

On Growing Old...

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be old? don't say yeah coz you're gonna be 20 in 3 months or something. i mean, really old! I watched this video the other day and all i could think of is my childhood. And i realized one thing. you cant stop time. You're gonna grow up and grow old, whether you like it or not. All you can do is live the life you get with all your heart and soul.

Oh and this also reminds me of my grandparents, who at their age, are still robust, traveling around the country at the drop of a hat, independently roaming around and living like there's no tomorrow. I might say i don't wanna be like my parents when i grow up, but i can't say i don't wanna be like my grandparents when i grow old. cheers!!! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L_DQKCDgeM

Global Warming!

Who is responsible?
Who will save our planet?
It's you!
Think about it!



Avie!

FINALLI HI!!

hi my darlings...

!st of all I owe one BIIIIIIIIGG apology to my darlin' budhie...!!! i kno i ve been a JERK n not posted since i joint squiggly....

but here i am finalli to talk to all of u....

ITS PRIVATE..ITS ZIPPED>>>>

so... since de 20th of august i ve been workin'.... at office..

YUP>... like serious work.. dat includes earnin money..i.e. SALARy.. evry month dat wud get credited to my bank a/c!!! eeeeeeeeepppps :D

i gotta BOsS... hes reali nice.. as in one u cn luk upto.. n ask for help... kabhi bhi..!!! awesum BOSS he is...

next.. PEOPLE a.k.a COLLEGUES at office... evry1s gud... helpful n frndli.... currently i am doing de TAX AUDIT of RCIL (reliance pmm infrastructre ltd) yeah!! its one BIG FAT subsidiary of R.COMM.. n m soo soooopeeerrr happi!!!

wels dats bout my work.. bout wich m OBSESSED wid totallii!! O FREAK!! how cud i foregt.. evryday./. i get SODEXO coupons of 50 bucks FREE mein!!! yh.. n khana is mmmm yummmiiee.. n btw food is available at s highli subsidised rate so. 50 rs is more dan enuf...!!

so.. now tata!!! boieeee.... :)

btw.. budhie... i wil post...

its a budhie-to-budhie promise...

SARU